|My name is Shea. I'm 19 and from Florida~ Lots of reblogs here. Usually it's just things I find amusing, but since some of my all time favorite shows are airing on t.v every week (The Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, The Walking Dead) I've been reblogging a lot of that. P: Not tumblr famous, but I love my blog to death. I always check out any new follower's blog and usually follow back. < 3 Enjoy;)|
anime either has 11 episodes, 26 episodes, 60 episodes or 50000000000 episodes and 6 movies
one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didnt trust her for the rest of the year
so this is the upcoming prime minister of norway
you know who that reminds me of?
THE MOTHER****ING ALIEN IN DOCTOR WHO WHO TRIED TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER IN ENGLAND TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Oh yeah what about this? Rob Ford Mayor of Toronto
NO ONE WOULD ****ING SUSPECT IT FROM CANADA
The only fandom terrified of overweight politicians.
A woman is at her father’s deathbed. She hasn’t seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left.
"Dad, I’m sorry," she whispers.
"Goodbye, Sorry," he says, "I’m dead.”
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
because white people destroy everything.
one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
my parents named their kid after me
that’s it. that’s the fucking show
when you get new followers but your follower count remains the same because other people unfollowed you